It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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