Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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