we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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