bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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