Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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