absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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