I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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