so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So much rum. So many feels.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
