I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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