the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The struggles of a small town man whore
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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