He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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