Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Little spoons don't ask big questions
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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