It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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