did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
