Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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