I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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