So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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