what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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