wat bout pragnant strippers??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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