She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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