physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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You. Win. At. Life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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