i wish semen tasted like chocolate
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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