New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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