I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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