Dual....:-)
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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