I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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