If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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