okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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