Your mouth is God's brothel.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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