Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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