hotel room ftw
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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