all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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