just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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