Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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