the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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