i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
