your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
