that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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