that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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