So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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