I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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