I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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