Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
