id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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