3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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