I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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