It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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