Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
His nipple licking is glorious
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