If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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