I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Drunk is not a location!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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